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Scott Young-President
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:29 am
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Who can find the best or the most bartender jokes? Search 1) your own memories & experiences 2) joke books 3) the internet etc. 4) your friends

Post any & all jokes you think would get a laugh in a bar. Let's help each other get some laughs.

Good luck & let's see who's the funniest bartender out there Smile Laughing Laughing
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Brad Kaplan



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:07 am
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Smellmop

Smellmop who? (have them say it again, faster it sounds like 'smell my poo')

eeaaawww that's gross
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:15 am
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Have you heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?
She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:04 am
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Martinis are like boobies...one is not enough, and three is too many.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:30 pm
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Hi Brad,
It was really funny and thanks for improving my mood, no wonder laughter is the best medicine.
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 4:09 pm
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LOL
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 11:10 am
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I am just telling simple jocks about bartender. Once a boy, his favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?" The boy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink." Laughing
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